My Ghost Rider father figure is awesome … until he turns back into Nicolas Cage.
Tag: 0.5 stars
Born to be Wild
Rip-off. In 3D IMAX!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Schadenfreude is a family value.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D
Awwww. Can’t I say, ‘never’ just once? Pleeeeeease?
El Gran Milagro
El Gran Migraine-o
Jack and Jill
Yes. It’s exactly as bad as it looks.
Courageous
Next on Bible Belt TV: God-fearing men who don’t fear God enough.
Zookeeper
If you could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, what makes you think they want to talk back?
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Correction. Born to Be ½ Star.