That doesn’t begin to describe my feelings here
Tag: 0.5 stars
Blonde
Bomb. Not “Bombshell,” just bomb
Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.
Skip this film. Save your money.
Moonfall
That’s no moon
Memoria
Abhorria
Pinocchio
Do Italians have children?
Cry Macho
[verb] [adjective]
Space Jam: A New Legacy
A two hour ad for Warner Bros.
The Stand In
Stand far away from this one
Bliss
Oh, I get it … like when you deliberately call a giant man “Tiny”