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Boo! A Madea Halloween
I think you mean, “A Madea Halloween. Boo.”
Cameraperson
When you really want to make a film, but don’t have a director, plot, crew, or good idea.
When the Bough Breaks
… the rating will fall
Puerto Ricans in Paris
Technically two Americans in Paris … so where was the dancing?
The Neon Demon
Want to be a model … or just look like one?
The Darkness
Great name for a professional wrestler…or a bounty hunter. Lousy name for a Poltergeist rip-off.
The Choice
D. None of the above
Meet the Blacks
Have you met? Blacks, Half-Star. Half-Star, Blacks. You two will get along quite well, I’m sure.
Hell and Back
.. or ‘A Visit to My Aunt Ada’s’ ..