Our Lord and Almighty, Jason Vorhees
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Fifty Shades of Black
Zero Shades of Humor
A Poem Is a Naked Person
The converse … less.
America: Imagine the World Without Her
Why apologize for anything, really?
God’s Not Dead
Subtlety, however …
Devil’s Due
Oh yeah, I’m tellin’ ya — you gotta rotate your Devil every few months or you’re gonna get films like this.
Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Forgive me, father, for I have made yet another holier-than-thou piece-of-crappier-than-thou film.
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Massacred my afternoon.
The Collection
Next time, stamps. Seriously … stamps.
Dredd 3D
Dreddful.