(Not Constantinople)
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Wild Life
Crusoe or Clouseau?
Ben-Hur
The remake of remakes?
Café Society
“Excuse me, waiter, I’d like the bland tea and romance over easy”
Suicide Squad
Opening up a whole new avenue of cosplay.
Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie
Absolutely fatuous
Ice Age: Collision Course
Hey kids, how about some grown up topics?
Man Up
… brought to you by children. Fully grown, adult-sized children.
Wiener-Dog
The continuing adventures of a character you’ve forgotten
Enemy
… us?