What says, ‘I love you’ more than choosing friends over bride on wedding eve?
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Company Men
Hands up, all unemployed people who wish to be represented by Ben Affleck. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
The Dilemma
Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
Carmen 3D
Use the cuspidor-a; that is what it is for-a.
New Year’s Eve
If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
The Sitter
Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Wow, another … cave … painting … spectacular. Really.
The Rum Diary
We interrupt this alcoholism for a cocktail.
Martha Marcy May Marlene
That’s a lot of names for a f***ed up girl.