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Tag: 1.5 stars
Island of Lemurs: Madagascar
Leapin’ lemurs!
Exodus: Gods and Kings
“Let my people go … next door. I hear Big Hero 6 is good.”
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Yeah, and Downton Abbey sucks these days, too.
Cinderella
A version so generic even the title is a repeat.
Need for Speed
No, I need ‘ludes.
Pompeii
Blew.
Endless Love
We’ve talked about this .. you don’t put measures of time in the titles of slow-moving films.
I, Frankenstein
do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
Ride Along
Like a sing-along without music … or fun.