South Park – what you get when life compels you to troll indiscriminately.
Tag: 1 star
Eternals
No, it just felt that way
The Last Mercenary
Were JCVD films always this bad?
Mortal Kombat
You misspelled “Combat”
Irresistible
… and yet, I waited over a year to see this film
Zola
Seediness in Florida? Impossible!
Fear Street: Part Two – 1978
How to spoil a franchise in just five minutes!
Infinite
… the number of ways a movie can suck
Wonder Woman 1984
George Orwell’s unexpected sequel
Deadly Illusions
Like the one that made this screenplay palatable