Dread Man Joaquin
Tag: 1 star
The Boy Next Door
… would not watch this movie, either.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Under the Electric Sky
Sits the ultimate pit crew.
San Andreas
Faulty
Planes: Fire & Rescue
Plain: Tired & Tedious-cue
In Secret
And let’s just keep it that way.
Jimi: All Is by My Side
Just so long as you don’t put it on screen or anything.
Blackhat
And other forms of acne.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Not a single word in this title makes me interested.