Be careful what you wish for
Tag: 2.5 stars
Billie Eilish: Hit Me Hard and Soft
… just not “One More Time”
The Golden Spurtle
Fuck yeah! Let’s get some porridge up in this bitch
Fuze
Is it cliché to say, “this film is gonna blow?”
Michael
I’m waiting for the sequel: “Tito”
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
Are we sure this is about a mummy?
Dead Man’s Wire
When your actions are so bad that usurious lenders look ok by comparison
The Toxic Avenger
Revenge is best served ugly
The Drama
So, it’s a horror, right?
She Dances
Does she like to walk on the beach, too?