Sadly describes neither the film nor the review
Tag: 2 stars
Transit
The Nazis are after me! Quick, call an Uber!
Pet Sematary
“Oh super. Now I’m never gonna learn how to spell “ceme –?” “sema –?” “cema—?” Aw, screw it.
Killing for the Prosecution (検察側の罪人)
Killing time for the cinematic witness
Wonder Park
Where imagination meets physics. Physics loses.
Dumbo
The hollow-boned elephant
River’s Edge (リバーズ・エッジ)
No. Not that one.
Velvet Buzzsaw
Is murder more form or function?
Gloria Bell
Doesn’t ring any
Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase
The case of the (very) hidden rave.









