Have we doomed the next generation into playing “Six Degrees of Kenny Wormald” ?
Tag: 2 stars
Dream House
Daniel Craig plays a schizophrenic in search of himself; which one forgot to lose the accent?
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Our Idiot Brother
It’s Paul Rudd’s turn to play Spicoli.