And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
Tag: 2011
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Our Idiot Brother
It’s Paul Rudd’s turn to play Spicoli.
Captain America: The First Avenger
This is your Captian America speaking, we’ll be arriving at a conclusion in approximately two hours.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Horrible Bosses
Jason Bateman plays the same role in every film … but that’s OK.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Didn’t arouse me.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.