FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Tag: 2013
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
21 & Over
But not too much over, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Escape from Planet Earth
I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
Identity Thief
Should have stolen a different screenplay.