Leapin’ lemurs!
Tag: 2014
Into the Woods
And a forest of clichés
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation
Top Five
Chris Rock movies: #1 Good Hair #2 Huh … wait … Grown- no!…Madaga-no! um… I know this, Dogma! Yes, Dogma #2. #3 … Um, can you wait?
What We Do in the Shadows
Guessing it’s not hand puppets.
The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
Hmmm. Took care of that Harry Potter; now where’s Ron?
Big Eyes
The better to two-star you with.
Penguins of Madagascar
Are now everywhere but
Exodus: Gods and Kings
“Let my people go … next door. I hear Big Hero 6 is good.”
Annie
Orphan-lite: 50% less homeless than regular orphan.