Our Lord and Almighty, Jason Vorhees
Tag: 2016
Midnight Special
Dude, can you turn your child off? Thanks.
Allegiant
I’ve diverged from this story.
Pee-wee’s Big Holiday
Let’s be clear here – it’s not an adventure; it’s a holiday. Definitely not an adventure.
Kapoor and Sons
You realize this is what we name companies, right? Is your family a business?
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
♪Dawn, go away you’re no good for me♫
The Perfect Match
This movie and one star
The Brothers Grimsby
Because Monty Python no longer exists
10 Cloverfield Lane
No, no. This is 10 Cloverfield PLACE. Common mistake; you’re looking for Apocalypseville.
Miracles from Heaven
As opposed to those found in mayonnaise hybrids.