Like cream. Mmmm. How much Savior do you take with coffee?
Tag: 2016
Triple 9
Thisclose to XXX
The Mermaid (美人鱼)
Sounds fishy to me … not all fishy, mind you, just, like, 50%
Deadpool
Sounds like the fast lane requirement on the commute to Hell.
Zoolander 2
‘2oolander’ is a better title; I wish that one had prevailed.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
How to Be Single
Pffft. That’s the easy one. How to be married is the challenge.
Fifty Shades of Black
Zero Shades of Humor
Hail, Caesar!
That’s how I order a salad during the business lunch rush.
Dirty Grandpa
Clean it up and I’ve got a shiny one star for ya