The one in sixth grade where I was a singing caveman on stage
Tag: 3.5 stars
Roxanne
Is Cyrano de Bergerac’s selfie a dick pic?
7 Days in Hell
Be prepared for a naked prison orgy computer simulation. You’ve been warned.
13th
Knowing black history, the titular amendment probably ratified on a Friday
Love Actually
I swear this title used to have a comma in it
Onward
The brotherhood of the traveling pants
Masquerade Hotel (マスカレード・ホテル)
Where you acquire a temporary home and personality
Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (Koirat eivät käytä housuja)
The somewhat unsuccessful follow-up to Go, Dog. Go!
Knives Out
…but salad forks in
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Who is Mr. Rogers to you?