The art of mourning
Tag: 3.5 stars
10 Cloverfield Lane
No, no. This is 10 Cloverfield PLACE. Common mistake; you’re looking for Apocalypseville.
Zootopia
You can change a bunny’s stripes … or something like that.
Blackfish
Six tons of confined frustration
It’s Such a Beautiful Day
Is it?
The Revenant
Super, I have to consult a dictionary before watching a film.
Concussion
All the subtlety of a blunt blow to the head
The Big Short
The mother of oxymorons
Creed
(noun): whatever set of beliefs get you to a sequel
Spotlight
The heart-warming story of predatory pedophilic sexual abuse covered up by the Catholic Church