… Harry Potter were a loser. Like, seriously.
Tag: 3 stars
Southpaw
Jake the Ripped-er
The Galápagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden
Yeah, but only to look at the giant sea turtles, and maybe a murder or two, but that’s it.
Paper Towns
Advanced origami
True Story
About a lying journalist befriending a perjured criminal caught while impersonating him. Truth?
Ant-Man
Do you want ants? That’s how you get ants.
Pixels
Gimme a quarter! I need to save the world!
Mr. Holmes
Peep dis, Homes.
The One I Love
Er … one of them, at least.
Amy
Because sometimes clichés are still worth telling.