Arachno-noob-ia
Tag: action
Baby Driver
For when you tee off at miniature golf
Transformers: The Last Knight
If it were up to me, that would be the night it opened
Okja
Bong Joon-Soooooooooo-ey!
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Maybe boxers next time … just sayin’
The Mummy
Crummy
Wonder Woman
Because somebody had to make a DC film worth seeing
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Except this one, I’m guessing
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
(Still grail-less)
Rage
Or the phoned-in equivalent thereof