OK, who broke the Earth this time?
Tag: action
The Host
And I thought I was boring with my body.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
Dead Man Down
But not out.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
The Last Stand
Oh thank goodness, ‘cuz Schwarzenegger looks like he’s about to fall over.
Gangster Squad
Untouchable fraud.