Sounds like the fast lane requirement on the commute to Hell.
Tag: adventure
Hercules
The Dread Pirate Hercules, I see.
Outcast
Hey ya!
Kung Fu Panda 3
Even more kung fu pandering
The 5th Wave
Sounds like Step 37 of my in-laws saying ‘good-bye’
Norm of the North
Let’s leave this one out in the cold.
The Revenant
Super, I have to consult a dictionary before watching a film.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Working up to fart jokes
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Sith happens
In the Heart of the Sea
‘Blowhole’ doesn’t have quite the same ring as ‘Jaws’