No, Star Trek, stay away from the light! Don’t go into the light!
Tag: adventure
Iron Man 3
Suit yourself.
Oblivion
OK, who broke the Earth this time?
The Croods
The Cruds
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.
The Host
And I thought I was boring with my body.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Escape from Planet Earth
I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Lost in Thailand
Found in the 99 cent bin.