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Tag: adventure
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Bollywood throws a bachelor party.
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.