Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
Tag: comedy
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Schadenfreude is a family value.
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
New Year’s Eve
If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
We Bought a Zoo
And a matching cliché enclosure to go with it.
Everything Must Go
On the bright side, it isn’t raining.
Young Adult
Oh, grow up.
Madea’s Big Happy Family
Because what’s funnier than misogyny?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
This was no boating accident. Unfortunately.
Midnight in Paris
Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?