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Tag: crime
Identity Thief
Should have stolen a different screenplay.
Stand Up Guys
Oh yeah. A Geritol-style beat-down.
Parker
Peters out.
Broken City
They should get that ‘Fix-It Felix’ guy from Wreck-It Ralph.
The Last Stand
Oh thank goodness, ‘cuz Schwarzenegger looks like he’s about to fall over.
Gangster Squad
Untouchable fraud.
Jack Reacher
Cruise control.
Killing Them Softly
Who? The audience? Yeah, that sounds right.
Skyfall
We trade Bond’s gadgetry for Javier Bardemmetry. Can we trade back?