If you can get past the stupid title, this film is … almost acceptable.
Tag: drama
Burning Blue
No wonder it’s the warmest color.
The Immigrant
Dread Man Joaquin
Testament of Youth
Seems a fairly pretentious way of saying ‘My Diary,’ no?
The Water Diviner
Is all wet.
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Take your fitbit; that’s good exercise.
Third Person
Plurals.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Somewhere Only We Know (You yi ge di fang zhi you wo men zhi dao)
Czech yourself, then wreck yourself.
Beyond the Lights
Um … darks? Cottons? Poly-blends? Don’t leave my laundry untended.