Daniel Craig plays a schizophrenic in search of himself; which one forgot to lose the accent?
Tag: drama
50/50
The odds you’ll be weeping before this movie ends.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
The Tree of Life
Root rot.
Moneyball
What if Brad Pitt played you in real life? Ok, that never happens. But Brad Pitt playing my father; that’s what Moneyball feels like to me.
Dolphin Tale
Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.