Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
Tag: drama
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Sarah’s Key
Finally. An answer to ‘what’s a velodrome?’ and ‘what would it look like if there were actually people in it?’
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Tell me you don’t love Ryan Gosling yet. I dare you.
The Future
If this is truly the future, I would appreciate you killing me now.
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Bollywood throws a bachelor party.