A whole new take on what constitutes ‘horror’
Tag: family
Max
Not-so-mad, but has fleas.
Minions
Gee, it worked with those Madagascar Penguins.
Dolphin Tale 2
You realize at some point the tale/tail pun is gonna grow old, right?
Earth to Echo
Come in Echo; you’re about 32 years late for on-time arrival.
Paddington
Beats the stuffing out of Pooh.
Big Hero 6
Am I the only one who sees this title and thinks ‘Leonard, Part 6’? I hope so.
Into the Woods
And a forest of clichés
Annie
Orphan-lite: 50% less homeless than regular orphan.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Pssst. The secret is it still sucks.