…and now a reading from the book of François the Assassin …
Tag: fantasy
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
How about not-so-fantastic beasts? They’re easy to find in NYC.
Doctor Strange
What a coincidence! I have a PhD in ‘bizarre’
Nine Lives
Look who’s phoning
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Time for another movie falcon, eh?
Pete’s Dragon
Well, wake him up earlier, then
Ghostbusters
♪Rebootin’ makes me feel goooood♫
The BFG
The ‘F’ does not stand for what I think it does … The ‘F’ does not stand for what I think it does…
Warcraft
More daft
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
What sadist decided a sequel was a good idea?