Just like the Oscars under the tyranny of Bob Hope.
Tag: horror
The Other Side of the Door
Is it the goat? Rats. I just know it’s the goat; should have chosen door #2.
The Witch
Never play “The Blame Game” with a Puritan.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
Pay the Ghost
I’ve got some potter’s clay. Would you like that? I hear you guys love that stuff.
The Boy
And other Homer Simpson exclamations
The Last Days on Mars
Days? Hours? Who’s counting, really?
The Forest
… for the tease
Byzantium
Imagine Thelma and Louise as mother-daughter vampires. Not what’s here; I just like imagining it.
Krampus
My stylus?