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Tag: horror
The Conjuring 2
Dude. If you’re gonna claim this house, could you at least chip in for rent?
The Darkness
Great name for a professional wrestler…or a bounty hunter. Lousy name for a Poltergeist rip-off.
Green Room
Just like the Oscars under the tyranny of Bob Hope.
The Other Side of the Door
Is it the goat? Rats. I just know it’s the goat; should have chosen door #2.
The Witch
Never play “The Blame Game” with a Puritan.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
Pay the Ghost
I’ve got some potter’s clay. Would you like that? I hear you guys love that stuff.
The Boy
And other Homer Simpson exclamations
The Last Days on Mars
Days? Hours? Who’s counting, really?