’Hey, man, leave me out of this’ – Pope Francis
Tag: horror
As Above, So Below
Yeah, it ‘so b(e)lows’ all right.
Ouija
Next time, I want to be the race car.
Insidious: Chapter 3
Insidiousest
The Babadook
Is this a jook?
Poltergeist
Next time? Don’t buy the house on the site of the former graveyard. Duh.
Oculus
Innocuous? Hardly.
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.
Deliver Us from Evil
Oh, it’s like ‘Deliver Us from Eva,’ except with the word ‘Evil’ instead. That’s clever!
Maggie
She was a teenage zombie.









