Next time, I want to be the race car.
Tag: horror
Insidious: Chapter 3
Insidiousest
The Babadook
Is this a jook?
Poltergeist
Next time? Don’t buy the house on the site of the former graveyard. Duh.
Oculus
Innocuous? Hardly.
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.
Deliver Us from Evil
Oh, it’s like ‘Deliver Us from Eva,’ except with the word ‘Evil’ instead. That’s clever!
Maggie
She was a teenage zombie.
Unfriended
Lethal spam
The Pyramid
Actually, this movie is more of a Ponzi scheme.