“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Tag: romance
Somewhere Only We Know (You yi ge di fang zhi you wo men zhi dao)
Czech yourself, then wreck yourself.
Women Who Flirt (Sa jiao nu ren zui hao ming)
Don’t get excited; it’s a tame PG-13 at best.
Beyond the Lights
Um … darks? Cottons? Poly-blends? Don’t leave my laundry untended.
Aloha
Fortunately, it also means ‘good-bye.’
She’s Dating the Gangster
Don’t get excited; ‘gangster’ in Tagalog translates better as ‘rebel.’
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.
Laggies
Are the good titles were taken then, eh?
The Fault in Our Stars
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll … cry some more.
The Age of Adaline
Love is timeless … unless, of course, it’s really inconvenient.