Wait. Wait. I know this. It’s Mars, right? I’m gonna go with Mars.
Tag: sci-fi
Star Trek Into Darkness
No, Star Trek, stay away from the light! Don’t go into the light!
Iron Man 3
Suit yourself.
Oblivion
OK, who broke the Earth this time?
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.
Holy Motors
Spoil-proof.
Cloud Atlas
Apt title for a murky film that took a world of time to conclude.
Looper
Not only does the future suck … so does time travel.
Dredd 3D
Dreddful.