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Tag: thriller
The Iceman
killeth.
Fast & Furious 6
I live for ampersands.
The Company You Keep
Used to be Cool Hand Paul … now it’s Tool Bland Shia.
Olympus Has Fallen
Awwww, isn’t that sweet? Olympus learned to love again.
Disconnect
Hey, you! Get off that computer and go get a life.
The Call
Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
The Lords of Salem
Is that the menthol version?
The Last Exorcism Part II
Well make up your mind. Exactly how many last exorcisms were you planning?
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.