Daniel Craig plays a schizophrenic in search of himself; which one forgot to lose the accent?
Tag: thriller
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
The Guard
Brendan Gleeson deserves your attention, if for no other reason than to deliver an ethnic slur of some kind at your expense.
The Debt
Helen Mirren plays a real secret agent here, which almost makes up for Red.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.