Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Tag: thriller
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
The Guard
Brendan Gleeson deserves your attention, if for no other reason than to deliver an ethnic slur of some kind at your expense.
The Debt
Helen Mirren plays a real secret agent here, which almost makes up for Red.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.