Because Monty Python no longer exists
Author: Jim
Before We Go
…make sure to leave all subplots in the ‘off’ position …
10 Cloverfield Lane
No, no. This is 10 Cloverfield PLACE. Common mistake; you’re looking for Apocalypseville.
Miracles from Heaven
As opposed to those found in mayonnaise hybrids.
Butter
See: Parker
If I Stay
There will be trouble … well, not so much trouble as pain. Much pain.
The Young Messiah
The greatest prequel ever told?
Hot Bot
Plot not
The Other Side of the Door
Is it the goat? Rats. I just know it’s the goat; should have chosen door #2.
Zootopia
You can change a bunny’s stripes … or something like that.