(noun): whatever set of beliefs get you to a sequel
Author: Jim
Secret in Their Eyes
It sure wasn’t in the recycled screenplay.
The Good Dinosaur
Geez, even the title sounds phoned in.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Anybody else confused by the title?
Love the Coopers
Whatever that means
Obvious Child
Scandalous? Mild.
Suffragette
What?! You want a shiny nickel a week for 80 hours work AND the vote? You’re insane!
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
Farewell, sweet franchise.
By the Sea
Um, no, I’d buy more of a D or D-
Heart of a Dog
Baying at the loon