Like a man who wrote Love Boat teleplays, that is.
Author: Jim
America: Imagine the World Without Her
Why apologize for anything, really?
Panic 5 Bravo
More thought went into this cryptic title than into the film itself.
The Tale of Princess Kugaya (Kaguyahime no monogatari)
Every bit as interesting as a two-hour knock-knock joke.
Left Behind
… at the box office.
A Master Builder
“Mastur?”
Nymphomaniac, Vol. I & Vol. II
Want to hate sex? Have I got a movie for you.
The Pyramid
Actually, this movie is more of a Ponzi scheme.
Dumb and Dumber To
A deliberate misspelling of ‘too?’ Wa-hell, I’ve got a deliberate miss-adding up to ‘two’ (stars) for ya.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Reptiles. Pffft.