Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation
Author: Jim
Get Hard
You gotta have Hart to survive.
Top Five
Chris Rock movies: #1 Good Hair #2 Huh … wait … Grown- no!…Madaga-no! um… I know this, Dogma! Yes, Dogma #2. #3 … Um, can you wait?
What We Do in the Shadows
Guessing it’s not hand puppets.
The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
Hmmm. Took care of that Harry Potter; now where’s Ron?
Big Eyes
The better to two-star you with.
Danny Collins
Al Pacino plays a sleazeball … but the good kind.
Penguins of Madagascar
Are now everywhere but
Furious 7
But I was already furious at the first six.
Exodus: Gods and Kings
“Let my people go … next door. I hear Big Hero 6 is good.”









