Comes a tale so boring, you won’t believe it’s animated.
Author: Jim
The Great Gatsby
By ‘Great’ you meant ‘length of movie,’ right?
The Company You Keep
Used to be Cool Hand Paul … now it’s Tool Bland Shia.
Trance
Repeat after me: The London Olympics opening ceremony was not complete bollocks … The London Olympics…
The Place Beyond the Pines
A rating beyond two stars.
Mud
… is thicker than water. He’s also thicker than your standard wooden plank.
Evil Dead
You just can’t keep good, er, evil dead down.
The Big Wedding
Sorry, but without ‘fat’ or ‘Greek,’ I am unable to recognize this product.
Olympus Has Fallen
Awwww, isn’t that sweet? Olympus learned to love again.
Disconnect
Hey, you! Get off that computer and go get a life.