And I thought I was boring with my body.
Author: Jim
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
I wave my magic wand *poof* — no stars
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.
42
Sorry, Douglas Adams fans; there’s nothing here for you.
Dead Man Down
But not out.
The Last Exorcism Part II
Well make up your mind. Exactly how many last exorcisms were you planning?
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Dark Skies
Can Sam come out for an intergalactic playdate? Screw it; we’re done askin’.