Massacred my afternoon.
Author: Jim
Les Misérables
Hey … HEY! That one guy over there isn’t miserable at all! Go kill his family or something.
Parental Guidance
Unnecessary
Django Unchained
♪Massahs, don’t let your slavies grow up to be cowboys♫
Playing for Keeps
Go ahead and keep it.
The Guilt Trip
Despite the title, I feel no remorse for panning this film.
Jack Reacher
Cruise control.
The Matchmaker
Matchmaker matchmaker make me a man …
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
One man’s circus is another man’s Hell.