They’re really, really, really in black this time. We’re totally serious.
Author: Jim
Hysteria
Not to be confused with the Def Leppard album.
Snow White and the Hunstman
A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.
Chernobyl Diaries
Honey, let’s build a summer home here.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
India for beginners.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
What am I expecting? A gross simplification of pregnancy issues in Pollyanna fashion and a pandering message of empowerment. Oh yeah, and maybe a baby, too.
Dark Shadows
Based on the television show nobody saw.
Girl in Progress
…screenplay in progress, direction in progress, acting in progress…
The Five-Year Engagement
One big donut experiment.
The Avengers
These guys need a Legion of Doom.