Quite possibly the least apt word to describe any character in a Jason Statham movie.
Author: Jim
Chimpanzee
Welcome to the jungle/we’ve got fun and games.
Think Like a Man
OK, lessee here … ‘I would much rather be watching Cabin in the Woods’
The Raven
Nevermore.
Jeff, Who Lives at Home
and watches Signs.
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
Damsels in Distress
and disillusionment.
The Lucky One
… who managed to miss this film.
Lockout
Hey, Snake Plissken found his eye! And got a shave and a shower while he was at it. Well, a shave at least.
The Three Stooges
Moron isn’t timeless.