Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?
Author: Jim
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D
Awwww. Can’t I say, ‘never’ just once? Pleeeeeease?
The Sitter
Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.
The Conspirator
What is just? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.
Kung Fu Panda 2
The panda is B(l)ack, and so is the pandering.
El Gran Milagro
El Gran Migraine-o
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
Cowboys & Aliens
Yee – haw! Let’s get to th’ anal probin’, pardners!
The Hangover Part II
Do you know how hard it is to make the exact same film again?
The Muppets
Look, up in the air! It’s our missing audience!