Jason Bateman plays the same role in every film … but that’s OK.
Author: Jim
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Didn’t arouse me.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Singing? Wouldn’t you rather see irrelevant sob stories of people you don’t know?
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Correction. Born to Be ½ Star.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.